On the 2nd of April, the drunken nobodies of the EDL will be marching up and down the streets of Blackburn chanting racist abuse willy-nilly at any passing Asian man, woman and child. The best way to beat these pissed-up fascist losers is to take the bloody piss.
While the moronic EDL thugs beat up the police trying to break through their lines to assault the anti-racist protestors, we suggest that anti-fascist protestors follow our fine heroic science-fiction example, and dress up as characters from B-movie sci-fi space invasion movies, sporting the most outlandish of legal weapons, "Muslamic Rayguns".
Turn up in Blackburn wearing your most colourful items of fancy dress, ready to impose "Iraqi Infadel Law" upon the EDL's "Space Invaders", blasting the racist losers back to infinity and beyond (or the nearest solar system that has a run-down Wetherspoons).
Suitable sci-fi music played from loudspeakers with a space-style launch countdown before the rayguns are fired, would be most fitting.
Tell your friends!!!
Turn up in Blackburn wearing your most colourful items of fancy dress, ready to impose "Iraqi Infadel Law" upon the EDL's "Space Invaders", blasting the racist losers back to infinity and beyond (or the nearest solar system that has a run-down Wetherspoons).
Suitable sci-fi music played from loudspeakers with a space-style launch countdown before the rayguns are fired, would be most fitting.
Tell your friends!!!
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Taking The Piss
23.03.2011 01:08
Chances are the E.D.L. cretins will go ape shit when they are being laughed at.
Idiots like them haven't the mental capacity to take a joke!
josey
Lol but...
23.03.2011 02:31
anch0red
Disaffected youth
23.03.2011 03:04
Whats sad about the EDL is, that it's a lot of disaffected youth who aren't to clued up about the game and get drawn by plonks that say they should put the blame in someone else's shoes.
It's more than that though, Your better than this, wise up mis-guided people.
anon
Minger The Merciless!
23.03.2011 16:00
SciFi Buff
EDL: Invasion Of The Racist Dead!
23.03.2011 16:10
ZAP THE ZOMBIES!
Try this
23.03.2011 19:17
LU
Homepage:
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More EDL Freaks To Zap!
24.03.2011 10:15
Yes mate! It's fuckin' awesome to take the piss out of racist drunkards.
Comicbook Superhero
before it comes after you
24.03.2011 10:34
it has already happened in japan
smash capitalist plagiarism
The fuck am I doing?
24.03.2011 11:11
GormlessEDL
Hey Mister Policeman!
24.03.2011 11:21
Arrest Allah not the EDLers!
Fugly Stix
Shooting Gallery
24.03.2011 12:40
Space Raiders
Anti-fascists's Dilemma
24.03.2011 15:15
Compassionate Ray Gun Killa
clever that
25.03.2011 23:36
Yup that's going to win you the propaganda war. Maybe some street theatre would come in handy. Mime's always good for yer average shopper. Sweet jiggling jesus.
EDLphobe
You lot are all nuts
26.03.2011 12:55
Just ignore them. Get some hobbies that you enjoy and you wont even know they exist
wanker
EDL Fash Trolls Fuck Off Back To Stormfront!
27.03.2011 10:56
Instead of contributing their efforts to bringing down con-dem capitalism in London, the EDL's finest arse-brained trolls switched on their wifi in Wetherspoons to play the stupid-bastard troll!
Muslims are not the enemy. Tax avoiding businesses like Top Shop are!
Troll Smasha!